thedevilwearsvibranium:

221bshrlocked:

drink-full-n-descend:

eaudrey35:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

History repeating. Washington Press

Where are the pro-lifers? Newsweek

We all know the pro life movement is full of shit. They only care abt controlling wm. They don’t care abt the children. Because if u were a real prolife advocate u would b completely disgusted

Holy fucking shit, this is actually happening. 

In casey’all think America is still a sort of “we figured ourselves out” country. this is 2018. this is now. people actually voted for this son of a bitch. the next time someone tells you “everyone knows about hitler and the holocaust that’s obviously not going to happen again” fucking shove this up their asses.

This is absolutely fucking disgusting.

I remember when so many people told me “Don’t worry, he’s not going to be like Hitler. People are just exaggerating. It won’t be so bad.” 

Everyone who told me that can eat a fucking dick. 

secretmellowblog:

baking-accident:

LIFE IS LOOKING UP FOR JEAN VALJEAN *valjean skipping out the prison doors yelling about how he’s free while cars honk at him and javert glares* BUT HE’S ABOUT TO FIND OUT *valjean slipping in the mud while trying to climb a hill*THAT BEING AN EX-CONVICT *valjean dropping candlesticks all over the floor* IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS *fantine asks valjean to take care of her daughter followed by a record scratch sound**random pop song plays over a montage of les amis frat house antics, marius being awkward, and valjean hiding from javert* THIS SUMMER *valjean dragging marius through the sewer* HUGH JACKMAN IS: MR. MAYOR. RATED PG-13.

Tagline: He thought being a galley-slave was the hardest job in the world….until he became a DAD

“I didn’t believe ANYTHING could horrify me more than the nineteen years of agonizing torture that almost shattered my sanity,” Valjean laments, “but then my daughter started dating BOYS!”

*Valjean puts his hand to his forehead with an exasperated “oh fiddlesticks!” expression on his face while the audience laughs*

schakira:

wickedwitchtit:

me saying what’s up to my old math tutor who tried to fight me in high school bc I made out w his girlfriend but then I went to college and realized that my sexual frustration and promiscuity was centered around my denied homosexuality and then I came out and went back home for thanksgiving and went to target and saw him in the videogame section and remembered he joined the army and got huge and hot and i said what’s up Andrew