batmanisagatewaydrug:

nycstark:

jxhn-mulaney:

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

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so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

  • 5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

  • 80/3.4 
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lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

thor ain’t special, we’re all out here having the worst time of our life at 23

so out of curiosity i went to loki’s wiki and looked up his age and it says he’s about 1052-1053 so i did the same math

  • 5100/1052 = 4.85

then to change to human terms

  • 80/4.85 = 16.4948

LOKI WAS 16 THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME

you say that like it doesn’t explain every goddamn thing about Loki

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

bulletproofbucky:

bulletproofbucky:

if sam wilson doesn’t become captain america, like he so rightfully deserves, we riot.

people are saying Bucky and as much as i love Bucky, two things: 

  1. bucky doesn’t want it. he’s been at war physically and with himself for literally years. he doesn’t want to fight anymore. he just wants to rest and start healing and start finding himself again without getting interrupted by villains and fighting and saving the world. sam has shown numerous times that not only is he almost exactly like steve (“but slower”) and has the same morals, but he does not let anyone tell him what to do and he fights because he wants to help people and protect them, and he wants to fight for his causes. not too independent that he’s a vigilante but not too much that he’s completely obedient to anyone else. he’d be the perfect cap. he’s ready, he’s deserving, and he wants it unlike Bucky. 
  2.  some people just want bucky instead of sam bc they don’t want captain America to go to a black man and that’s just the tea ok

(via @venusparker)