broadwaytheanimatedseries:

daisys-quake:

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

OP. W H E R E ’ S T H E E S S A Y

mylae-the-dm:

dpdchxkenpachi:

dicebound:

D&D 5e Character Creation Flow Charts: Backgrounds and Classes

This only includes the backgrounds included in the Player’s Handbook Mind you, so no SCAG options.

Class one doesn’t assume archetype obviously. 

A fun little project I made after work today, I thought it might be helpful for players newer to the system in choosing their character’s options, or just a fun little tool.

This is neat

i was literally searching for something like this a couple of days ago. i WILL be using this when i have newbies to run through a game!

afro-elf:

puresouledlibra:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

tonystarkanti:

afro-elf:

hey

send me the worst fic you can find. intentionally bad fics don’t count. my immortal doesn’t count. don’t give me any warnings just drop the fucking link

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14774438/chapters/34169843 or basically anything in the irontitan tags

i already wish i hadn’t read this, thanks!

i’m in so much pain right now

Did we all have to witness this, Kendra?

yeah, you did, you fucking did

glumshoe:

jess-sheridan:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Children’s art in media: fully-colored, stylized but recognizabke figures with backgrounds and aesthetically textured and messy crayon coloring that

Children’s art in real life: an anguished disembodied head floating on one side, a massive sea of amorphous red scribbles taking up half the paper, ‘SAM’ written in enormous shaky letters overlapping everything, partial figure of a dinosaur abandoned before drawing the legs

in a movie this would be a fully-colored crayon drawing of a ranger standing in front of an arch that said “Jurassic Park” but instead it is two dinosaur skulls floating in the abyss while a ranger’s head is swallowed by his own enormous speech bubble and I adore it

Part of my job is literally making those dumb kids drawings in film/tv AND LET ME TELL YOU, the reason why they’re never like actual kid art is because 1. None of us art goblins remember what weird shit kids think of when they draw so we rely on bad reference images and the random stuff we remember drawing 2. We have so much muscle memory that it’s legit difficult to make ‘bad’ art 3. It’s a legal nightmare to use actual kid art most of the time so one of the dept art goblins makes it 4. The colour is because it adds contrast and draws the eye; usually we’re working with nice art supplies with a full spectrum of colours and trying to tone it down to look as bad as possible but failing miserably because it’s just not in us to do it.

This is the funniest fucking professional problem I can imagine.

I’d love to see the results of like… trying to commission children to make art for film and TV. 
“Draw a happy family!” 
“Okay!”
[chird churns out three weirdly proportioned humans and a yellow amorphous blob with a speech bubble shouting something unintelligible]
“Oh uh… it’s very. Nice. Can you tell me who the yellow person is?”
“That’s Spongebob. The family is happy because he came to their party.”