DON’T. TELL. ME. OCEAN’S. 8. IS. MEDIOCRE. WHEN. YOU’VE. GIVEN. EVERY. GOD. DAMN. MARVEL. MOVIE. A. GOOD. RATING. JUST. B/C. YOU. BEAT. YOUR. MEAT. TO. CLICHES. AND. POWER. FANTASIES. I. DON’T. WANT. TO. HEAR. IT. I JUST. WANT. TO. WATCH. A. GROUP. OF. WOMEN. SPEAK. TO. EACH. OTHER. AND. THAT’S. WHY. I. GO. TO. THE. MOVIE. THEATER. BUT. ENJOY. WHATEVER. PAYOLA. DISNEY’S. GIVING. YOU. I. GUESS.
IF. YOU. THOUGHT. READY. PLAYER. ONE. WAS. ‘NOSTALGIC FUN’. OR. WHATEVER. YOU. DON’T. GET. TO. EXPRESS. YOUR. OPINION. ON. OCEAN’S 8′S. QUALITY. I. DON’T. ACCEPT. YOUR. CANON. I. MAKE. MY. OWN. THANK YOU