imagine if marx wrote the way donald trump speaks

anarchoclintonism:

supergarbage:

klimvoroshilov:

xpropriate:

Look, We can bring class struggle back. That I will tell you. We’re bringing it back. Okay? And I understand what you’re saying. And I get that from so many people. ‘Is class struggle dead?’ They are asking me the question, ‘Is class struggle dead?’ And the proletariat is in trouble. That I can tell you. Okay? It’s in trouble. But we’re going to bring class struggle back.

Listen everyone there’s a very nasty ghost out there around Europe, Very spooky guy. And let me tell you folks, all those kings? All those Czars? They’re all afraid of it. They won’t even tell you about it.

let me tell you people something. something about wool. now I know, I know. you’re probably thinking “wool? really wool?” and I get it. everybody’s telling me about this. you can’t even believe it. it’s incredible, it’s the most amazing thing you’ve ever heard about wool.

Folks, the proletariat is going to win.

We’re going to win so much – we’re going to win against the bourgeoisie, we’re going to win against the petit bourgeoisie, we’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to break off your chains and go, “please, please, we can’t win anymore” – you’ve heard this one – you’ll say, “please, comrade, we beg you, we don’t want to win anymore, It’s too much, it’s not fair to everybody else.” And I’m going to say, “I’m sorry, but the proletariat is going to keep winning, winning, winning.”