shitpost-no-kyojin:

Thor: Ragnarok, A Summary

– “Surtur, son of … bitch”

– Loki being ExtraTM

– tfw you leave your dad in New York and he ends up in Norway

– “i hAd bEeN fAlliNg fOr 30 mInuTes1!!!111”

– Another wonderful example of #OdinsGreatParenting

– I’ll kneel for you anytime Hela ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– @ Valkyrie plz smash your alcohol bottles over my head, killing me instantly

– Hulk x Thor, not the love story we needed, but the one we deserved

– THOR FUCKED THE HAMMER???

– THE HULK HAS A DICK????

– “the sun’s going down”

“IT’S GETTING REAL LOW”

– “It’s a leisure vessle, the Grandmaster uses it for orgys and stuff.”

– FLUFFY DOGGO

– Rip Thors’ beautiful hair

– Loki @ Doctor Strange: You fucker don’t know about my knife suit

– “Hulk for once in your life don’t smash!”

– “But big monster!”

– “You look like Father now.”

First of all, Odin was ugly af

– “iM nOt dOiNg gEt hElP1!!!111”

*spongebob narrator voice* three seconds later

MY BROTHER’S BEEN INJURED, GET HELP

– “Executioners weren’t only for executing people, they executed their dreams”

– Loki: *does something good*

Everyone: owo what’s this?

– Heimdalls’ transformation into a instagram model

– I too would love to pass through the Devils Anus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

– ASSgard isn’t a place, it’s a people