Sometimes I’ll want to write characters sitting down for a lavish meal only to remember that I have… very little understanding of food. I have always had a rather limited palate, so my concept of what people might have at a delectable feast is like… raw fruit, some mushrooms, buttered bread… some, uh, salmon…?
People often seem to like sauces. There are probably sauces at a feast.
Me: While Cinemasins claims to be tounge in cheek about the whole thing its actually created a culture where people are complaining about the presence of tropes in fiction which is like complaining about a tree being made of wood
me: my wife just gave birth
someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne
her: you got any special talents 😉 ?
me: glad you asked
me: *cracks knuckles*
me: *deep inhale*
me: WILLIAM WILLIAM HENRY STEPHEN HENRY RICHARD JOHN OI-
about 4 more years until the great gatsby becomes public domain and about 4 more years until i can publish my 300 page novel about how nick realizes he was deeply in love with gatsby and gatsby’s ghost coming back and realizing he was in love with nick too and also jordan is there and she admits she’s a lesbian
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