My Favourite Bits of Infinity War (Minor Spoilers)

apokalypse-wow:

  • Bucky picking up Rocket and spinning around with him like Julie Andrews
  • Wong pretending that Masters of the Mystic Arts don’t carry money when Dr Strange is going to get something from the deli.
  • “You’ll die alone.” “She’s not alone.”
  • Okoye, Natasha, and Wanda fighting together
  • Thor embracing Gamora and commiserating with her about how difficult families are
  • “I am Groot.” “I am Steve Rogers.”
  • Peter nervously admitting to Tony that he snuck onto the spaceship
  • “We kick names and take ass.”
  • The Cloak of Levitation doing more superhero work than the rest of the Avengers put together
  • Thor repeatedly calling Rocket a “sweet rabbit”
  • Stan Lee’s Cameo: “never seen a spaceship before?”
  • Spider-Man being banned from making pop culture references
  • “Earth’s mightiest heroes” “Like Kevin Bacon” “I don’t know, I’ve been away for a while. He might be part of the team now.”
  • Spider-Man blinding Thanos with his web-shooters
  • Loki’s “We have a Hulk” moment
  • The two Peters: “Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?” “It never was”
  • Rocket coveting Bucky’s new arm
  • Tony calling one of Thanos’s children “Squidward”
  • Peter hugging Tony and admitting he’s afraid of dying
  • Star Lord: “I’m gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?”
    Stark: “Yeah, I’ll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?”
    Drax: “I’ll do YOU one better, WHY is Gamora?”

  • Groot-speak being an elective on Asgard
  • Hulk and Banner arguing about whether they should Hulk out or not
  • Red Skull’s surprise appearance
  • Drax believing he can turn invisible by staying still for a really long time
  • Tony’s pure reaction to seeing Bruce again
  • Rhodey tricking Bruce into bowing to T’Challa
  • Ben & Jerry’s apparently naming ice creams after the Avengers
  • Dr Strange preferring Hulk’s ice cream to Tony’s
  • Star Lord imitating Thor’s voice
  • Eitri: It will kill you.
  • Thor: Only if I die.
  • Eitri: Yes…That…is what I meant by “it will kill you.“ 
  • Shuri being so unimpressed with Bruce Banner
  • Peter Parker begging Mantis not to lay eggs in him
  • Bruce falling over in his Hulkbuster armour
  • The moment when Quill tries to fulfil his promise to Gamora
  • Star Lord competing with Thor about who has the worst family and then boasting that he still has two eyes
  • Rocket warning Thor about how he hid the prosthetic eye when stealing it
  • Bruce: The Avengers split up? What, like, a band? Like the- the Beatles?!

whatagrump:

thanos: the universe has a finite amount of resources, so i’ve decided to assemble a reality altering gauntlet and use that to eliminate half of all life forms, thus ensuring the remaining life forms can live in peaceful worlds of plenty.

anyone else: why don’t you just use that gauntlet to create more resources

thanos:

chicca-chan:

Spoiler infinity war

I was watching the trailers and some gifs after watching the movie, and a scene caught my eyes. This one down here.

This scene is not in the movie. So my guess is: if I’ve not understood wrong, they’ve already started to film some scene for infinity war 2, what if this is a scene of the next movie? I’m pretty sure that the people turned into ashes will come back, maybe because someone has turned back time and this scene will happen. Turning back time things will change.

I don’t think I make sense, it’s late and I’m emotionally a mess thanks to this movie and to the death of Peter. I was crying so hard for him

sunmetmoon:

INFINITY WAR SPOILERS PROCEED WITH CAUTION

some thoughts

  • doctor strange said straight up that if he had to choose between tony, peter or the time stone he wouldn’t hesitate to save the stone
  • he also looked into the future to view approximately 14 million different timelines, where only a single one showed their victory
  • but then proceeds to hand the time stone straight to thanos with what can reasonably be described as minimal struggle to “save” tony
  • afterwards, he looks tony dead in the eyes and says: “it was the only way”
  • doctor fucking strange is playing the game here y’all
  • he planned for all those deaths to occur
  • but if EVERYONE doesn’t end up un-dead by the time he shows his hand I’ll kill him myself