The Russos: so what did you think aren’t you just so sad because of all the super permanent could not get deader deaths? We’re so edgy
Mcu fans: …so quill is trying to woo tony with space dates but thor knows where the best forge in the galaxy is but like stephen is already co-parenting their son so he’s DEFINITELY a strong contender for this year’s bachelor winner
joe russo saying thor is to blame for the ending of infinity war (just as much as fucking thanos???) because he didnt aim for the head is SO Rich considering he Fucking Wrote It But ALSO bc thor, as ive learned just now by watching a compilation of all his fight scenes on youtube, Thor has historically ALWAYS aimed for the head when dealing with a Threat. so Lads…
Welcome to my TEDx talk: Thor has NEVER done anything wrong Ever in his Life
thor 1 (0:04-0:25)thor is fighting some wack ass aliens. hits them in the chest and shoulders mostly. one of the aliens knocks thor down, proves himself to be an Actual Threat and Thor Immediately Aims For The HEAD
thor 1 (1:34-2:04)thor fighting a bunch of nerds again, mostly just flipping them over, hes lowkey panicking but still is going easy on them until this dude Drops Thor, declaring himself a threat and Thor Punches Him In The FACE
thor 1 (2:40-2:53) this one doesnt really count, he went for the dudes head bc thats where his power was but Regardless He Still Went For The HEAD
(also to note, loki Stay doing stupid shit in this movie (and also every other movie) but thor Never goes for his head in fights because he recognizes that as a Fatal Blow )
thor 2 (8:51-9:08) thor is seen fighting a bunch of losers, flipping them over, hitting them in the chest, etc, but as soon as he gets to the actual villain? Immediate Lightning Bolt To The FACE
thor 2 (10:14-10:25) once again hes fighting the actual villain: aims For The HEAD
age of ultron (13:44-13:52) when trying to kill ultron. thor aims where? ultrons HEAD
(and theres others in between too im just too tired to list them all.)
and to say he Purposely messed up because he wanted to rub it into thanos face???? since when is thor Petty like that?? in fact I Know he Isnt bc i Just watched the thor 2 scene where he fights the man he thinks killed his brother and isnt Dumb about it. And then with hela in thor 3 (who destroyed his Home, destroyed his hammer and fucked up his eye) , besides a few one liners he doesnt do dumb shit despite dying inside.
and Joe is over here trying to tell me thor takes the Full Force of A Star almost killing Himself in infinity war just to be Stupid at the end bc he wants to rub it in??? get out
TLDR: thor Would Have Killed Thanos at the end of infinity war if they Wanted him to BUT they Didnt want him to (because they wanted to make a part 2)
and Now theyre just pointing fingers bc it doesnt make sense
My brain: Man It’s really messed up that Steve lost both Sam and Bucky…
Me: That is messed up.
My brain: Especially since Sam effectively died alone, on the ground, his wings broken by Thanos, looking on at the people he cared about fade away. Steve saw Bucky disappear, but he has no idea what happened to Sam. He has to live with the knowledge that Sam followed Steve into hell for no other reason than it was the right thing to do, that Steve pulled back into this, that it got him killed and he died alone.
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