mxxn-kitten: freckled-tart: naked-feminist: freckled-tart: naked-feminist: please never refer to cum as “seed” in my presence How can you make a post like this and expect me NOT to write you 5 cringy pages of erotica using the worst euphemisms I can think of? hoe don’t do it Shaking, he pulled his throbbing porksicle from her quivering yeast cake, seed leaking from her secret garden. “The eagle has landed.” YEAST CAKE IM S C R E A M I G
tittletattles: ARE THERE INFINITELY MANY WHAT math was a goddamn mistake id like to sit down and have a serious talk with every mathematician ever they knew perfectly well the nature of their crimes
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