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moritzys:

thernardier, standing in the sewer surrounded by dead bodies that he’s trying to rob: wow this is so sad Alexa play despacito

combe-ferres:

still upset that my copy of les mis doesn’t say ‘do you permit it?’ it says ‘alright with you?’ it’s like ‘hi mate is it cool with you if i die by your side?? that chill with you bro?’ i can’t breathejfjjr

enjogior:

“so how did France become a Republic?”

swarnpert:

birdfriender:

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

this is my son, rob

absolxguardian:

prokopetz:

I love the theory that most of the words Shakespeare is credited with “inventing” are really just pre-existing slang that was popular among teenage girls at the time the plays were written, because it puts a totally different complexion on how the tone of certain scenes must have read to contemporary audiences.

Some angry shakesphere character upon seeing the man who murdered his dad and fucked his wife: BEGONE THOT

ardenrosegarden:

thesaltyspice:

personally i believe shakespeare would be thrilled to see his plays turned into trashy teen rom coms

#shakespeare watching she’s the man with tears in his eyes: i’m a fucking genius (via @shakespiracy)

maxiesatanofficial:

How come period pieces are almost always dramas, anyway? I want to watch a sitcom about a dude in renaissance-era Tuscany trying to get rich quick by scamming the local merchant princes.