wancemcwain:

eggcats:

ktae:

ragesyndrome:

ragesyndrome:

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

you can kill a wizard with that same wooden stake in the exact same way if you’re not a coward

hermione, ron, ginny and harry respectively

slowburntryhard:

nonbinarist:

urulokid:

histry-buff:

lesmiserableslove:

bobavader:

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

Hey quick question what the fuck

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

Big dick energy

shakespeare-makes-you-cool:

Ok but “which les mis character are you quizzes” are so fucking dumb cause they’ll ask about your hobbies and it’ll be like

A. Chasing ex cons in the name of justice

B. Stealing bread and then adopting a child

C. Dying at a barricade

D. Singing songs about requited love

E. Drinking alcohol

F. Becoming a prostitute to earn money for my sick child

Like, oh yes in my spare time I go to jail, or die in 1830s France yes that is what I do