anyone else have one of those Formative Omegle Experiences that’s stuck with you
i remember once matching up with this 27 year old mechanic. he found the omegle page open on one the shop’s computers, and he wanted to see what his coworker was up to. we matched up because of our listed “manga” interests.
he asked how old i was, and i lied and said i was 16. as a conversation starter, he asked if i had my license yet, and because i was 12, i said no.
so he starts giving me driving tips. get a junker as your first, because when you finally get a new car, you’ll be able to appreciate it.
stick shift is going out of fashion, and even if you learn how to drive that way and enjoy it, get an automatic. it’ll save your ass on nasty hills and in rush hour traffic.
and most importantly, never hold your hands at 10 and 2. go with 9 and 3. he’d always loved cars, and used to race when he was younger. became pretty well known in the indie circles. one day, he was speeding around the track and just came out of the curve when a girl in the crowd flashed her tits at him.
he was so distracted that he crashed straight into the barrier. due to how he was holding the wheel, he broke both of his arms. he still has a couple lingering issues.
i asked him if it was worth it, and he said yes. he’d do it again if he had the chance. they were the finest tiddies he’d ever seen.
the moral of this story is that, to this day, i grip 9 and 3 when using both hands because wait that’s what tiddy guy said i should do.
I can’t fucking believe I’m reblogging George W Bush.
I can’t believe it either. Hell has frozen over.
you know the world is fucked when you agree with G.W Bush
I am lost and confused. How has my life come to this?
Did he really say that?
Look, Bush was bad. We all know it. He did bad things as president that I strongly disagree with. And there were many bad presidents before him. But that is the difference between what has come before and what we’re living through now.
We have had bad presidents. We have never had a president who is not only so utterly unqualified for the job as to be laughable, but also clearly has no respect for the office, or indeed any of the fundamental institutions that make up the foundation of our government.
There is a difference between a president who does bad things that have harmful results for the American people and a president who seems to be hellbent on becoming a fascist dictator as quickly as possible. There are literal Nazis at the highest levels of government. This is different. This is different. This is different.
I mean, GWB was awful. Truly awful. My family fled Texas when he became governor, he was so awful, and it only got worse from there. GWB was just flat-out Bad.
He still holds a moral and intellectual high ground over Trump. Sad.
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