A Fact.

carly rae jepsen is not a character but features prominently

me: my wife just gave birth
someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

claydols:

uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics

#a summary of the big bang theory

themotherofdinos:

Now he’s throw them off their rhythm

sugarmacaron:

w0wls:

alexagent21:

wonderweird:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

gop-tea-pub:

The “tolerant” Libtards of the world folks.

Oh would you look at that I easily found the unedited original

Try harder op

they wanna be opressed so bad

*drops heavy object onto own foot* ahh shit fucking obama

*punches a wasps nest* and the hillary emails

*eats 20 centipedes* fuckin sjws

Anyway how I buy shit from here

showerthoughtsofficial:

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

every other roman senator when cicero gives a 5 hour speech

thoodleoo:

smexytroll:

cuteboykissingbooth:

insanity

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

big-boss-official:

yall r still mad at your high school english teachers for making u analyze shakespeare or hemingway to teach you the most basic understanding of metaphor and themes in art. thats a good thing dude. if people on here were more literate in that stuff we wouldnt have like. reylo shippers