It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-
Hermione ghost wrote this
im definitely beta of the house
Avengers the Reality Show Interview – The Case of the Morning Rituals
(INBOX IS CLOSED)
BUCKYSHEKSLSND LMFAOFISP
buckyshekslsnd + lmfaofisp = buckyshaofisp.
Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
X-Men: Abolition of Class (2019)
the signs as black panther moments
(warning: contains spoilers from the movie)
aries: m’baku hushing agent ross with barks when he tries to speak
taurus: shuri clowning t’challa’s sandals with the infamous “WHAT ARE THOOSE” line
gemini: w’kabis
flip flopping asssiding with erik as soon as he came with klaue’s dead bodycancer: shuri explaining her invention of “sneakers” to t’challa
leo: erik’s
extra assgiving a whole dramatic speech while taking off his shirt moments before he battles t’challavirgo: m’baku’s “are you done” line in the moment where t’challa is reuniting with his family and making plans to reclaim his throne
libra: erik pretending to be shocked when the museum lady faints from drinking her poisoned coffee
scorpio: m’baku threatening to feed agent ross to his children and joking about them being vegetarians moments after
sagittarius: okoye literally snatching off her own wig and using it as a weapon
capricorn: okoye telling w’kabi she would kill him without hesitation despite them being lovers if they were to fight
aquarius: shuri allowing t’challa to get blasted by his own suit without warning him and filming the whole thing
pisces: t’challa freezing when he reunites with nakia even though he said he wasn’t going to
I think finding out that Hitler was inspired by how throughly Andrew Jackson committed genocide against the Natives would shatter or at least destabilize the ethos of the Founding Fathers & America for a lot of people
but yeah, nazism is so un-american uwu
Hitler praised American immigration restrictions in Mein Kampf. When the nazis wrote the notorious Nuremberg Laws, the centerpiece anti-Jewish legislation of the Nazi regime, they specifically modelled them after the Jim Crow Laws,
the Citizenship Law and the Blood Law of the United States.
Big chunks of the American legal system and history inspired the nazi’s in their organisation of the Holocaust.
Weapons of mass destruction
Oh my God, watch it unsheath its little claws in the first one
anyone who says they don’t like 80s music is either lying or naive
I googled “dude“ and found this
Dude.
reblog the Dude™ for clear moonlit nights
when the Dude™ hits your eye like a big pizza pie























