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rhymewithrachel:

thecastingcircle:

rhymewithrachel:

there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander

It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name…….

the proof is out there

Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’

trislosher-nouveau:

pavelyan:

it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times

Staff: huh? You want this post? Haven’t seen it yet? Here it is again. Don’t remember it? Here it is again! Still not sure you remember? Have it one more time

Me: please sto-

Staff: so you hate this post now? It’s awful, and horrible? Worst post you’ve ever seen, fuckface? Huh? Fucker? Is that it?

chroniclesofhal:

imonlyadumpling:

babyanimalgifs:

I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD

Elephants are too pure for this world

I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”

heauxnarry:

Y’ALL ARE WRONG FOR THIS

tyrannosaurus-rex:

str3lka:

str3lka:

one of my favorite weird history moments has got to be when american agents tasked with nixon’s security while he was in the soviet union as vice president under eisenhower detected unusual amounts of radiation in his hotel room so they discussed it loudly to each other to make sure the soviets knew that they knew since there were obviously bugs everywhere and the next day it just mysteriously went away and they never learned any more about it

life during the cold war was just whatever

The Soviets: What if we irradiated Nixon to try and give him radiation poisoning

Secret Service Agents the room over: WOW NIXONS ROOM SURE IS RADIOACTIVE! I SURE HOPE WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE ALL THIS RADIATION IS COMING FROM. THE RADIATION IN NIXON’S ROOM THAT IS. THE ONE WE’RE MONITORING SO CLOSELY WE EVEN BOTHERED TO TEST FOR RADIATION LEVELS.

The Soviets: fuck shit abort theyre onto us abort

enjsass:

les mis + poetry

in remembrance – mary elizabeth frye

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prudencepaccard:

dostresseisdostres:

prudencepaccard:

dostresseisdostres:

I’ve probably watched this for 24601 times already and I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂

can someone translate this

linguistically or conceptually either one is fine

pffft I’m afraid you have to ask Dani himself for a translation XD

Basically what happened is that Dani volunteered to help Gero rehearse Les Mis in English, without knowing the English lyrics himself, so he just sort of…sldkajksdlfkjsak-ed it 😛

oh that’s BEAUTIFUL

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clawmachine:

top signs: aries, scorpio, capricorn

verse signs: leo, gemini, sagittarius

bottom signs: cancer, virgo, pisces, libra, taurus, aquarius

make sure to check your venus as well

sonnet30:

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts: