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dinosaur-laser-comics:

back-that-sass-up:

gayforjotaro:

procrastinationstan:

elliexer:

beetlebongos:

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

garashirs:

truly one of the funniest things about lotr to me is how much hostility
the hobbits, a race of cheerful, fun-loving farm people, bear towards
gandalf for absolutely NO reason except that he kills their chill vibe

charlesoberonn:

People in badly written fantasy stories will usually talk about the major historical events of their world and how magic has affected the lives of everyone, but ask a person in the real world to describe the effects of WWI and the invention of the combustion engine on modern life and they’d probably couldn’t tell you.

easemymindgirl:

THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC MOMENT OF 20GAYTEEN SO FAR

curseworm:

khatulim:

curseworm:

curseworm:

wheres that picture like this

there are 8000 of you and none of you have the picture of the kpop man gazing ruefully at his would-be drink cascading to the floor. tumblr is useless im deleting

i can, will, and have already married you

whitepeopletwitter:

The airport is a lawless place

bowlingshirtbellas:

follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds:

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

snarthurt:

i know the well of thanos jokes has run dry but this is such a fucking funny gif its probably the funniest punch ive ever seen. he just lays into him so hard and his ultra high tech suit does fuck all like its a bouncer just putting all his weight into hitting a drunk guy in the jaw i love this fucking gif so much i could write a dissertation about it

parkranger-fbiagent-mia:

themangodojo:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Snapchat updated and it went back to normal. I started to cry out of happiness and president Obama patted my back, saying, “It’s okay to cry. A sign of weakness is a message of strength.”

Dream Obama always gives the best advice

Thanks Obama