theimpossiblescheme:

libertarirynn:

libertypical:

cisnowflake:

theambassadorposts:

*pretends to be shocked*

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

The Prince of Egypt: *consults with countless scholars from all three Abrahamic religions to make sure they were telling the story correctly, hires notable black and Jewish talent for the voice cast, taps the guy who played Coalhouse Motherfluffing Walker in “Ragtime” (a show all about racial tensions in America) on Broadway to sing one of the film’s most beautiful songs, taps the same Israeli singer to reprise her role as Yochaved in almost every foreign dub of the film, and is generally much more respectful to its source than any live-action Biblical epic released in the past fifty years*

Tumblr: “But why are there white people???????”

absentlyabbie:

absentlyabbie:

shurism:

New haircut? I noticed you’ve copied my beard.

#they bros #i really do love this friendship #it doesn’t get as much development onscreen as most #but there’s a natual easiness to the way they interact w each other #and an simple familiarity that serves as a shorthand for all of the things we know must have happened off screen #for them to be this comfortable together #there’s also a great deal of mutual respect and trust with no ego involved#in conclusion: show don’t tell #even if you can’t show all of it

 (@relevanttosomeone)

#they’re the two soldiers #they’re the two strangers to this 2010’s earth #they’re the WARRIORS #who’ve seen real war #they’ve been separated from the woman they loved by years and light years #they have lost #and loved #given everything #recieved little in return #been betrayed #been beaten #grieved #and stood up again to fight another day #of course they have an understanding #they UNDERSTAND each other

 (@andyouweremine)

ruffaled:

spacefloozy:

iamanartichoke:

In Infinity War, Rocket calls the rest of the Guardians morons and later Thor is all, *earnestly* “Farewell and good luck, morons!” like he doesn’t know it’s an insult and guys, he lived on Earth with Tony Stark for two years. He knows what a moron is. That fluffy ball of sunshine just felt like being a little shit. And I now headcanon that Thor probably does this kind of thing a lot bc he gets a kick out of it.

#he so does #look at his face when he says ‘so cool’ #he loves to be a lil shit#HE GREW UP WITH LOKI HE KNOWS HOW TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE#and he 100% enjoys getting one over on people the same as he would if it WERE loki @angst-wizard

That was 600000% intentional on Thor’s part, as op said, and nothing can convince me otherwise. I love this adorable golden ball of floof.

sjaejoneswriter:

joe-normal:

joe-normal:

loptrlaufey:

In Love with these scene ***

k why is this gif the funniest shit i’ve ever seen it makes me feel like i’m entering another plane of reality

ok guys I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this gif since I saw it and I just need to unpack its various elements for a second:

1. the central tension of this scene, obviously, which is thor realizing jeff goldblum dicked down his kid brother 

2. the fact that jeff goldblum either apparently never learned how to wink OR is trying and failing to bat his eyelashes 

3. the way loki opens his mouth as if to try to explain himself to thor and then looks back at jeff goldblum and decides, nah, we’re good, there’s no coming back from this one 

4. the fact that whoever made this gif decided this scene wasn’t hysterical enough on its own and added dramatic telenovela zooms 

5. the combined effect of all of these elements being that not only can I not stop thinking about this gif but also I hear the kill bill siren whenever I look at it 

Also the fact that Thor and Loki are named as their characters, but Jeff Goldblum is Jeff Goldblum in every universe, fictional or otherwise.

valkyrielesbian:

Hating homophobes/transphobes irl is SO DIFFERENT because you know you should hate them, you have no trouble hating the same people online, but you know this person, you just talked about the math homework a minute ago, you know they’d hate you if they ever found out about you but yesterday they offered you tictacs and you had a laugh about a bird hitting the window, and you’re so fucking terrified because you don’t want to lose this, you don’t want to lose any of them but you know their opinion and you know you’ll never be yourself around them and it’s heartbreaking and terrifying