What if Asgardians didn’t sneeze. Like. They just Never Evolved that function. And then Thor’s just talking to Tony one day and then he sneezes half-way through his conversation and Thor is just like? ?? What?? What the fuck?? THE Fuck???????!!?!??!
It’s shit like this that makes the tumblr experience worthwhile
shield: so bucky being back won’t affect your productivity or commitment to this organization, right?
steve: nope. absolutely not. still 100% committed, fellas
bucky: steve i dont know how to use this fuckin stove, can you-
steve:
still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
Had an out of body experience today when my late 30s coworker asked me if I’ve ever heard of this website his buddy just turned him onto, “Tumblr”
Keep in mind This is the same legend who I was talking about in both of these posts
He belongs here
This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
Do you have my back like the gmail security team has my back tho?
saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful:
#GROSS I want to play beer pong with you asshole#look at you omg you loser WITH YOUR STUPID LITTLE TRICKS#you like#aspire to be a frat boy but you’re too wonderful and sweet#also what the fuck is that lil foot kick on the bottom left#and that move on the bottom right#you’re awful be my best friend please
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