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notonyourbarricade:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math.

manintolerant:

manintolerant:

blood-on-my-french-fries:

manintolerant:

I don’t want to make light of incest so I’m not reblogging the post but I laughed at this pic of an inbred royal for like 5 minutes

Oh, Charles II, the Spanish monarchy at it’s finest. We called him “The Bewitched” because calling him “The fuckup” was illegal.

Fuududjfjffjuffi

This dude’s Wikipedia page is Absolutely Brutal

osterfields:

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

kitfistovevo:

maximilianyearsbc:

badcharacterdesign:

stan lee obliterates rob liefeld in the name of thoughtful character design

(yes the rob liefeld)

Holy shit

I’m genuinely surprised Rob let anyone else talk in this video

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

comickit:

dio-brandos-finely-toned-ass:

despazito:

despazito:

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

caledoniaseries:

slimegargoyle:

am I truly meant to believe that miss piggy does not have a sexual orientation

This is the best rebuttal I have seen in the Bert & Ernie debate.

ferrific:

viperbranium:

emthewhim:

Thor’s intelligence is often overlooked.

Okay but for real though.

Like, I could come up with a bunch of examples of Thor being hella smart, but let’s go with the most obvious one in this movie.

Thor specifically told the Guardians NOT to go to Knowhere. He told them they wouldn’t be able to stop Thanos from getting the Reality Stone anyway, and knew 100% that he needed to be more powerful to face him.

Not only was he right in the sense that, with Stormbreaker, he came super close to defeating Thanos with all 6 Stones, but also, if the Guardians had all gone with him to Nidavellir instead, Thanos wouldn’t have captured Gamora, he wouldn’t have found the Soul Stone, and he would’ve had to face the Avengers AND the Guardians on earth with one less Stone.

Moral of the story: Thor is INCREDIBLY smart and 100% knows what he’s doing, and people need to start paying attention to him more.

My favorite part of the gem of a movie that is Ragnarok is when the Revengers are discussing why they needed to steal a ship and Thor just casually drops several Science Explanations about needing a ship to withstand the singularity and basically ANYONE WHO THINKS THOR IS DUMB CAN CATCH THESE HANDS

peterssquill:

peterssquill:

so there’s this really popular online conspirator who focuses exclusively on the avengers and posts shit like “the hulk: actually an extraterrestrial?” “there’s a reason you’ve never seen Hawkeye at an airport—he’s made of metal” & “steve rogers is Dead: cloned and replaced beneath our noses”. the blogger goes by BruceBanner and everyone thinks it’s just a screen name but it’s actually bruce banner

bruce in 2009 shitposting: the winter soldier is bucky barnes

bruce in 2014 after listening to the news:

ysabelmystic:

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

icantwritegood:

battle of the century