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thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me:

immune system:

me:

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

rythen:

The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

hongkong-97:

lilsnoozyvert:

lilsnoozyvert:

lilsnoozyvert:

lilsnoozyvert:

big fucking surprise but trump is blaming the temple for not having been armed lmao

“if they had some kind of a protection inside the temple, maybe it could have been a very much different situation” —trump in response to a reporter’s question about gun control

what is it gonna take for you freaks to realize that antisemitism is still real and is deadly, right now, in 2018

you all need to fucking reblog this no offense. especially if you aren’t jewish

source, and another source in which the synagogue says they do in fact have guards, but only on major holidays.

how far do people have to go just to survive, and how long is this going to go on until the blame is finally focused on antisemitism itself?

cossetties:

me and my fbi agent watching les mis for the 100000th time:

dingdongyouarewrong:

confusion-and-cake:

but the real question is how did chidi get so ripped? bench pressing humanities’ collective sins and moral failures???

he went to the gym but couldn’t decide which exercise machine to use so he used all of them

sqbr:

audrey-hepbae:

catchymemes:

10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.

Description of the claims in the video above, and whether I think things are true based on a brief google, because it was bugging me:

Putting a hot coal in peanut butter then freezing it makes a crystal: No. The crystaline form of carbon (coal‘s main ingredient) is diamond, but it requires huge pressures and can’t be made from anything as impure as coal.

Putting a bottle of water in a mixture of ice and salt will cause it to become supercooled then freeze all at once when tapped: plausible?

Cleaning silver with Sprite or tomato paste: plausible? I found differing opinions.

Warm water removes wax from fruit: Plausible

Adding carbonated water to scrambled eggs makes them fluffier: Plausible, but I have my doubts about the specific method shown, the final result looked more like a pancake to me.

A ripe banana will ripen green tomatoes: True but probably not overnight

Putting milk in coke makes a clear gross liquid: Plausible but why would you?

Soaking broken, taped together crockery in milk for 2 days fixes it: False. You can apparently fix VERY MINOR CRACKS with HOT milk.

So yeah. Two false but dramatic things with a bunch of semi-plausible/true things in between to trick you into thinking it’s all true.