supernaturalskies:

Hi I’m here with simple Symbrock trash…nice to meet you

So i read the comics or at least I read all the gay ones because like I said, I’m trash and omg I’m in love, although I did cry a lil bit, but they’re actually a lot cuter than I could’ve hoped and I’m so happy to see them living their best lives

I truly love them so much

langernameohnebedeutung:

langernameohnebedeutung:

Not to dismiss Ode to Joy but the EU anthem should be all member states national anthems in a mash up remix

With deafening silence where God Save The Queen got cut out

Whenever it’s played, state leaders just wait awkwardly until the music starts again

catsi:

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

I know I’m That Guy™ , but it is possible to advocate for social reform without sweeping under the rug the very real tragedies and human rights violations that have existed under communist regimes

I get that this doesn’t fit your edgelord communist aesthetic but it costs $0 to reblog this and let your followers know you aren’t advocating to repeat the mistakes of the past

fuzzynecromancer:

pissvortex:

america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you

That was a staggeringly concise and bleakly accurate assessment of US politics, pissvortex.

stormsbreadth:

dingdongyouarewrong:

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to??? 

that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever

just to be clear though, the person who is not doing the pounding is in fact a muscular dinosaur. Which only makes it better imo.

its-suscipio:

niramihasters:

gaycism:

Just press play

wait did he dab on 19 second

So the legends are true