smokehandsmcmike:

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

Evil Khaled

buhbuhraydudley:

imsoshive:

You stupid
You very stupid
We the worst
You a dumbass
You untrustworthy
I don’t fuck with you

this hurt to read in his voice

diosasoleada:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

It’s interesting how diseases rip through schools at incredible speeds despite being in an arguably modern, clean(ish) environment. I wonder if it has something to do with the whole “you need a doctor’s note to excuse your absence of even one day” combined with the average price of going to a doctor, the lack of education on things like “you’re still contagious even after the fever goes away”, and the overwhelming message of “if you don’t struggle through it, you’re a failure!”

then, there’s the anti-vaxxers who don’t vaccinate their kids

arbitraryimposition:

gwrr:

closet-keys:

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

I couldn’t resist making these, but at least I have a 50% chance of resisting the bourgeoisie

Rebogging again because LOOK

littlemixurl:

littlemixurl:

Love Me Like You (2015) / You Gotta Not (2016) / Joan of Arc (2018)

paintmeahero:

Check out the rest of this (very long) tweet chain here: https://twitter.com/nick_kapur/status/1062823813338091520

It is worth the click.

just-shower-thoughts:

Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can’t reach people’s bedrooms.

gayharp:

pjolesbian:

draculeo:

iamstudentdelusion:

draculeo:

if i met annabeth chase in real life i’d think she was a republican at first sight and that’s that

explain

rich white girl from virginia with curly blonde hair who carries weapons and probably wears camo

fallonliam:

what more could i lose?

halalbarbie:

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government?

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans: