the reason both Congratulations and First Burn had to be cut/changed is because if they left both in the show, Hamilton wouldn’t have survived to duel Burr, he would’ve just died on the spot right there
‘here lies Alexander Hamilton, verbally flayed alive by his wife and sister-in-law. RIP in pieces’
valkyrie wasn’t in infinity war because she would have chugged an entire bottle of jet fuel and ripped the infinity gauntlet off with her bare hands and then the movie would have been over
tbh Shuri should be getting a movie. i would love to know her backstory, who was her mentor, how did she develop all the super technology, if she ever fought anyone or will fight and lead anything.. come on, Marvel, make it happen
a gay person, laughing and having a fun time on the internet: luke skywalker is gay
a straight person, crying in agony: no…. that’s impossible….
More accurate:
A tumblr-gay*: Luke skywalker is an autistic pansexual trans man! It’s totally canon!
Any normal person: ummm there’s not really any evidence to that? He has a wife and kids. So, no, I don’t really agree with that.
Tumblr community: STOP OPPRESSING US! EVERYONE HAS TO BE GAY AND FAT AND MENTALLY ILL OR WE ARE BEING LITERALLY KILLED! LUKE SKYWALKER IS A TRANSMYSOGYNIST, ABLEIST SLUR AND WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Conservatives: GAY PEOPLE ARE AN ABOMINATION! ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE 300,000 DOLLARS A YEAR SHOULD HAVE HEALTHCARE!
Liberals: Okay… Guys… I know the refugees in Cologne are sexually assaulting women… But it’s not their fault! And you can’t say anything to them because that’s their culture! But look at how mysogynistic the conservatives are! (Don’t argue, please. It’s triggering)
Meanwhile, the world has actual problems bigger than the game of oppression bingo going on here.
*translation: a genderqueer Demiboy gray ace lesbian who is sexually attracted to people’s names who start with the letter Q
a gay person laughing and having a fun time on the internet: luke skywalker is gay this person: has a complete breakdown
I’m gonna really cut the next person that just willy nilly talks about the damn Cologne incident.
Self care is listening to First Burn on repeat until all your rage against the world is directed towards some dumbass who cheated on his wife a couple of hundred years ago
“What you’re looking at is a salt circle, a traditional form of protection—from within or without—in magical practice. In this case it’s being used to arrest an autonomous vehicle—a self-driving car, which relies on machine vision and processing to guide it. By quickly deploying the expected form of road markings—in this case, a No Entry glyph—we can confuse the car’s vision system into believing it’s surrounded by no entry points, and entrap it.”
-James Bridle
using salt circle motor runes to trap driving AI is the most cyberpunk thing I’ve ever seen
Homecoming is the only MCU film where we see Tony Starkjustfrom an outside perspective, and it’s hilarious to finally see him the way people in-universe do: suave, Cool™, always in control, definitely not an unstable Jenga tower of self-loathing and anxiety who uses a Cool™ persona as a crutch because his sanity is held together by scotch tape…
Enjolras has a fear of heights, especially when he’s standing by windows. He doesn’t know why, but it freaks him out
Combeferre tried to get into lifting weights, cause he reads in a medical journal that you should mix cardio and lifting to be in good shape. But everytime he lifts something too heavy, he feels three painful points in his chest
The first time Enjolras and Grantaire held hands during a rally, Grantaire had goosebumps and got nauseous, and he still can’t explain it
Jehan isn’t scared of the dark, but can’t deal with blindfolds. They just can’t. It rouses the worst sensation in their body, like a visceral reaction
Every Ami has birthmarks on their chests. Combeferre has three. Courfeyrac has two. Enjolras has eight
They get a strange feeling whenever they walk past what used to be the Musain. They can’t quite place the emotion. Melancholia. Home sickness
Every 5th of June, it feels like they’re forgetting something. It’s there, at the tip of their tongues, something was planned but they just can’t figure out what it was
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