more of the same. better hair but still obviously a wig. nice display of muscles. 5/10
poncho:
GLORIOUS. radiant. brings out his eyes. 9/10
thor 2:
hair looks spectacular but still little change in the basic outfit formula. beard less garish yellow which is always a plus. 7/10
age of ultron:
stray hairs framing his face?? the v neck?? the collar popping like his pussy?? absolute icon. 10/10
this monstrosity:
baggy? hideous? thor babe what the fuck are you doing. you look like a destitute trucker. 0/10.
thor 3:
GOD the off the shoulder cape… buzz cut… tasteful pieces of contrasting armour… bisexual icon. 10/10.
bonus:
what can i even fucking say? the board shorts??? the washboard abs paired with the floaty whatever the fuck that shirt is?? the fact that he’s in bare feet??? i know i throw around the word “iconic” but. truly. bicon. 11/10.
steve literally never goes Anywhere without bringing sam with him lmfao
like literally why was sam at the party in age of ultron other Than to make it more bearable for steve? there was no expected danger where he wouldve been there as backup? No One else bought a date?? none of them besides steve and natasha even Knew sam? steve just saw that invitation and was like ‘ben affleck smoking.png’ “sam if you dont come with me i will literally die” and sam was like “dam okay…uh are you Good?” ldsmksflksdmk
and THEN in civil war, sam at peggys funeral??? it gets me Every Time!! like out of all the character that were there, sam was the Only one with absolutely NO connection to peggy carter. like sharon and steve have their obvious connections but even natasha was a shield agent and so would have a respect and sort of work relationship with the founder of it. but Sam Never worked for shield!! Sam Doesnt Even KNOW her!!! he had absolutely no reason to be There, in a whole different country?? BUT he Was There!! for Steve!!! bc hes an ICON
Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves
Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?
At this point I just assume every story on tumblr is fake but I reblog it anyway because who cares we’re all dying and who am I to deprive myself of a tepid chortle
tender hulk is not only stigmatized as a fan creation, but also flat out ignored when in canon. the hulk is a separate entity with his own thoughts, feelings, and ideas, which are separate yet intrinsically connected to bruce banner. the hulk is a protective, caring, emotionally intelligent being who is constantly overlooked and reduced to a big, dumb strongman due to his often impulsive nature and simplistic speech pattern, an act of which is routed in ableism. in this essay i will
just gonna leave these here #gentlehulkiscanon
110% true, gentle Hulk is so important to me. I’ve read a HELL of a lot of Hulk comics and especially in the early ones Hulk never ONCE attacked first. People see him (mostly military) and go omg giant scary monster! And attack him and Hulk OFTEN wonders WHY he is being attacked. He’s stated he doesn’t know why they are doing it and also stated that he WASN’T DOING ANYTHING but of course he will defend himself.
Hulk has also canonly stated “hulk is tired of the guns and the noise and the fighting”
And the few people that approach him nicely he defends the hell out of.
That’s why I love him so much. Hulk is so much more and I could rant for hours. I love this post for being this up
I HONESTLY THOUGHT HULK WAS JUST “RAAAR SMASH” THANK YOU FOR WIPING AWAY MY HORRIBLE PRECONCEPTIONS
This is certified 100% soft and I am on board.
IIRC, part of Hulk’s existence as a whole is to protect Bruce to an extent, so…there’s that
anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.
I wonder if one of the causes of animosity towards “entitled millennials” is that many millennials are poor people who look rich. There’s this growing class of people who wear nice clothes, have fancy new electronic gadgets, go out to eat nice food… and will never own a home or have a retirement fund or put a child through college.
It’s so easy to say “if you cut down on the avocado toast maybe you could save up”, and so hard to accept that a house these days is fifty thousand avocado toasts, and that’s why so many of us have just given up. We don’t treat ourselves because we think the world will take care of us when we get older; we treat ourselves because we know it won’t. Might as well feel and look good on the way down.
I think you’re absolutely right. And what compounds this image is the fact that fancy new gadgets and nice looking clothes and elevated toast ARE all relatively cheap compared to how they look. The cost of things has gone way down while the price of property has skyrocketed. I can buy a full outfit, a phone case with an external charger embedded, and lunch at a local business for under $50 total, but then I’ll walk home to my apartment because I can’t afford a car payment or a mortgage.
It’s unintentional smoke and mirrors.
Older, better off people also have difficulty understanding the cell phone thing because they remember cell phones being a luxury for thousands of dollars practically yesterday in their personal timeline of the world. They often have sincerely no idea you can get at least a flip phone for $10 and pay as you go.
And foods that used to be “exotic dining” in America like sushi and pho and curry have normalized enough, especially in cities, to be as inexpensive as a typical quick lunch.
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