shanebergaras:

Ridiculous things that actually happened on BuzzFeed Unsolved:

  • Shane and Ryan stole a bridge from a demon
  • Called other demons of said bridge “horny boys”
  • Played classical music in a haunted asylum and Shane danced to it
  • Tried to summon ghost kids with a toy dog
  • Ordered pizza to a demon house
  • Shane also invited Satan to hang out at said asylum
  • Did a seance after looking it up on wikihow 
  • Shane sprawled on his back on a pentagram drawn on the floor and shouted “ROCK AND ROLL, BUCKAROO” 
  • Tried luring Bigfoot with beer 
  • Ryan screaming bloody murder at a flashlight turning on and off
  • Accidentally lured coyotes whilst calling out for Mothman
  • Shane spending an entire episode visibly affected by bad hotdogs
  • Ryan making and wearing a tinfoil fucking hat 
  • Real fact #666 Shane is a sexual deviant 
  • The pair of them sat in a hotel hot tub with no working jets 
  • Ryan absolutely 100% convinced a place was haunted because he found his name in graffiti on a wall and a ball rolled under it
  • Dressing in shitty costumes in the middle of fucking Salem 
  • They spent the entire Viaduct Tavern episode drunk
  • Shane getting someone to scare Ryan in London Tombs while he sat and casually ate some cookies he found
  • Ryan being scared by Shane’s fart

spite-cadet:

schmergo:

The most relatable thing about Hamlet is the way he uses strange and surreal dark humor and obscure humorous cultural references to cover up his deep despair, to the utter confusion and concern of all of the older people around him. Hamlet would love memes.

Shakespeare, scrolling through evil Kermit memes in heaven: I was born in the Wrong fucking era