Just gonna say: There is literally no romance in Thor: Ragnarok. No romance subplots, no kissing. The closest thing to it is when Hulk sees part of a video of Black Widow and it turns him back into Bruce Banner. Besides that? Nothing. It was awesome.
False there is a clearly defined 3 seconds where its implied that Loki went down on Jeff Goldblum.
This is the only argument to this post that I will accept
“albania’s here for a good time. not a long time, but a good one”
“these hosts, they’re the spice girls of eurovision”
“A FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE FROM UKRAINE AND IM SO GLAD THAT COUNT DRACULA FROM SESAME STREET COULD BE HERE TODAY”
“spain shared a house before this. and we all know what happens in houses”
“oh, no kiss for spain. maybe he forgot to take the bins out last night”
“a cry cleans out the heart. its also very awkward if you’re in your accountants office.”
(about austria) “constantly surprised by her husband coming onstage. what do you think he’s bringing her?” “you forgot your lunch, love” “darren, i’m at work. not now, darren”
“estonia. she looked a bit like my food processor there at the end.”
[ONE OF THE COMMENTATORS GOT STUCK ON THE WORDS “THEATRE PRODUCTION” FOR TEN SECONDS AND THEN HIS AUDIO JUST CUT OFF HE WAS DEFINITELY SWEARING]
“stage invader. what a cockhead”
“serbia. i love crazy colonel sanders just raving in the corner like a guy at a pouf douf. he knows the eleven secret herbs and spices of life, doesn’t he?”
“he ended up in hospital after a bad backflip in his first rehearsal but hes had some panadol and a gatorade and now he’s good to go.”
“here’s ya bois, its DENMARK!“ "viktor krum and the durmstrangs have arrived at the triwizard tournament.”
[about moldova] “theyre kinda like an x-rated wiggles, these guys”
[after moldova] "is it too much to say this was a musical spitroast of sorts?“
"sweden dances in a sunbed the whole time” “yeah that or the set from tron”
Fun fact. In the US it requires more training to legally become a hair stylist than a police officer. In some states requiring more than DOUBLE the minimum hours of training for hairstylists than those required of law enforcers.
this fucking monster is running for Senator of California. he’s listed as nonpartisan and a doctor (of chiropractic) – but don’t be fooled into thinking he’s progressive by any means. make sure you and everyone you know from California are aware of this horrible man.
he submitted this statement openly on voting websites. dont just reblog, post his own quote that he’s so proud everywhere you can.
this is SO fucking funny like this sounds like a mad man’s diary
Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.
You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?
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