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beeth0ven:

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

guardianavngrs:

the intensity is real

stabby-salamander:

stabby-salamander:

z-nogyrop:

z-nogyrop:

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. we’re not built to swim and we’ll likely drown within five minutes. and let’s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

trans-trendy:

trans-trendy:

cbthemanesix:

nickelodeonhistory:

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

Here’s a template

goddessofidiocy:

ross: the world is on fire, and you think all is forgiven?

steve: bold of you to assume i want forgiveness

alicedrawslesmis:

I don’t want to resuscitate this meme but I’ve got 99 problems and the fact that all adaptations of Les Mis pretend that Javert is running into Valjean on purpose instead of randomly is like 57 of them

cloudcuckoolander527:

spiritualsun:

partytilfajr:

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

I have never reblogged anything so fast

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s.

van-dyne:

shout out to ace Mantis :)) x

ghosts-who-deduct:

Please, Dumbledore, just look behind for once in your fucking life.

muchymozzarella:

People are complaining that Hulk was benched during the film but like Bruce Banner is the greatest gift this movie has given us as the most sensible mother in the entire film with the best lines like “BROKE UP??? LIKE THE BEATLES???” and “SCREW YOU YOU BIG GREEN ASSHOLE”

How could any of you want to deprive us of the gift to the human race that is Bruce Banner

Also Mark Ruffalo finally got to shoot a movie without his motion capture pajamas and that’s beautiful