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when “heaven is a place on earth” comes on in public and you have an emotional reaction that’s incomprehensible to straight people
why does everyone have such strong vivid memories from 2010 associated with dynamite by taio cruz
i really and truly hate this
Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y’all stopped talking it felt just like a break up
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.
I wonder who was of which opinion
FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.
I wonder who won.
FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.
didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something
THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH
Me, walking into SOLO: I’m kinda over SW? Lol TLJ was eh
Walking out: dOnT fUck WIth mE, i hAvE tHe PowEr oF g0d ANd aNiME oN MY SidE





















