so there’s this really popular online conspirator who focuses exclusively on the avengers and posts shit like “the hulk: actually an extraterrestrial?” “there’s a reason you’ve never seen Hawkeye at an airport—he’s made of metal” & “steve rogers is Dead: cloned and replaced beneath our noses”. the blogger goes by BruceBanner and everyone thinks it’s just a screen name but it’s actually bruce banner
bruce in 2009 shitposting: the winter soldier is bucky barnes