ironmanstan:

magnetospussy:

i hate that this fanbase decided that tony exclusively drinks black coffee that tastes like boiled paint thinner!!! he’s a Dramatic Bitch with Money, linda!!! he probably orders exclusively off the starbucks secret menu and then puts like 10 shots of espresso in it!!! caffeine and sugar baybee!!!

fanfics: he liked coffee black. like tar, no sugar in sight, only darkness to match the one behind his eyes as he gulped down the Hot Sable Liquid and Enjoyed the taste

tony: *pours 4th teaspoon of sugar in his chocolate macchiato* not sweet enough