kingronw:

me, on a date: so what are your thoughts on ron weasley?

him: I really hate-

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: uh sorry I gotta blast something urgent just came up-

him: the movies’ inaccurate depiction of him as a lazy, untalented jerk who’s sole purpose is to serve as cheap comic relief

me, slowly lowering myself back into my seat:…I’m listening