duckwhatduck:

swarnpert:

birdfriender:

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

this is my son, rob

okay so name CHANGES can’t promote criminal activities, but original birth names only have to be a sequence of letters and “should not be offensive”. so like

you can probably name your kid Commit Arson and totally should since they can’t change their name to that as an adult this is the only chance