absolxguardian:

prokopetz:

I love the theory that most of the words Shakespeare is credited with “inventing” are really just pre-existing slang that was popular among teenage girls at the time the plays were written, because it puts a totally different complexion on how the tone of certain scenes must have read to contemporary audiences.

Some angry shakesphere character upon seeing the man who murdered his dad and fucked his wife: BEGONE THOT