Top 5 midgardian things Thor doesn’t relate to/understand

bi-thor:

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1. shark tank. like the show. he watched it once with bruce and they were like “your evaluation is too high, im gonna need more equity to match that im gonna need a 20% stake” and thor was like is this english

2. alexa/siri/any sort of “common” ai. he thinks every form of ai is like jarvis or friday and can carry on a conversation so he’s like “alexa do you ever think about the cosmos, the running river of time, and how even a god like myself is so small? sorry to burden you with this, i just find myself thinking of my brother loki lately and all the things i never said to him” and alexa is like “the temperature is seventy degrees”

3. um teenagers. not even like youth culture or whatever just like asgardian biology is different and he watches peter parker eat a whole pizza and hes like, how is there that much room in such a small body

4. he doesnt understand like merch related to the avengers he cant fathom why little children want toy mjolnirs because he’s like, wouldnt they just feel bad about not having the real working mjolnir

5. he doesnt understand why midgardians are so gd rude!! someones like “pal im walkin here” and hes like “so am i brother we are all on the same team”