what if I jumped on the tauriel x kili bandwagon and interpret her and legolas as these weird elf bffs who give each other shit all the time
legolas is like “haha you fell in love with a dwarf how embarrassing oh my gosh tauriel how can you stand the beard hes so short”
like fifty years later legolas comes home with gimli and tauriel is vindicated
“HOW DO YOU LIKE THE BEARD NOW LEGOLAS? HUH?”