secretmellowblog:

baking-accident:

LIFE IS LOOKING UP FOR JEAN VALJEAN *valjean skipping out the prison doors yelling about how he’s free while cars honk at him and javert glares* BUT HE’S ABOUT TO FIND OUT *valjean slipping in the mud while trying to climb a hill*THAT BEING AN EX-CONVICT *valjean dropping candlesticks all over the floor* IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS *fantine asks valjean to take care of her daughter followed by a record scratch sound**random pop song plays over a montage of les amis frat house antics, marius being awkward, and valjean hiding from javert* THIS SUMMER *valjean dragging marius through the sewer* HUGH JACKMAN IS: MR. MAYOR. RATED PG-13.

Tagline: He thought being a galley-slave was the hardest job in the world….until he became a DAD

“I didn’t believe ANYTHING could horrify me more than the nineteen years of agonizing torture that almost shattered my sanity,” Valjean laments, “but then my daughter started dating BOYS!”

*Valjean puts his hand to his forehead with an exasperated “oh fiddlesticks!” expression on his face while the audience laughs*