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Signs as things heard in my history class

Aries: if i die today, fuck y’all. I hate half of you

Taurus: it smells like some damn tuna in here

Libra: don’t taste those chemicals. They taste bad

Leo: I’m taking my shitty wifi and leaving. Good fucking day.

Aquarius: *waving at computer* Hi fbi agent!

Cancer: if i see one more minion meme I’m dropping out

Virgo: this is due tomorrow and im crying. Why can’t i just cry and eat 400 potato chips

Sagittarius: strong? Have you seen me? I’m fucking ripped! Feel my m a s s

Gemini: stop doing fortnite dances in my face, you wet sock

Pieces: eat my food, bitch

Capricorn: look? A cornfield! Fuck man! There’s another!

Scorpio: burry me in my grave and kick me.