“albania’s here for a good time. not a long time, but a good one”
“these hosts, they’re the spice girls of eurovision”
“A FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE FROM UKRAINE AND IM SO GLAD THAT COUNT DRACULA FROM SESAME STREET COULD BE HERE TODAY”
“spain shared a house before this. and we all know what happens in houses”
“oh, no kiss for spain. maybe he forgot to take the bins out last night”
“a cry cleans out the heart. its also very awkward if you’re in your accountants office.”
(about austria) “constantly surprised by her husband coming onstage. what do you think he’s bringing her?” “you forgot your lunch, love” “darren, i’m at work. not now, darren”
“estonia. she looked a bit like my food processor there at the end.”
[ONE OF THE COMMENTATORS GOT STUCK ON THE WORDS “THEATRE PRODUCTION” FOR TEN SECONDS AND THEN HIS AUDIO JUST CUT OFF HE WAS DEFINITELY SWEARING]
“stage invader. what a cockhead”
“serbia. i love crazy colonel sanders just raving in the corner like a guy at a pouf douf. he knows the eleven secret herbs and spices of life, doesn’t he?”
“he ended up in hospital after a bad backflip in his first rehearsal but hes had some panadol and a gatorade and now he’s good to go.”
“here’s ya bois, its DENMARK!“ "viktor krum and the durmstrangs have arrived at the triwizard tournament.”
[about moldova] “theyre kinda like an x-rated wiggles, these guys”
[after moldova] "is it too much to say this was a musical spitroast of sorts?“
"sweden dances in a sunbed the whole time” “yeah that or the set from tron”
highlights from the aussie commentators
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