My Favourite Bits of Infinity War (Minor Spoilers)

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• Bucky picking up Rocket and spinning around with him like Julie Andrews
• Wong pretending that Masters of the Mystic Arts don’t carry money when Dr Strange is going to get something from the deli.
• “You’ll die alone.” “She’s not alone.”
• Okoye, Natasha, and Wanda fighting together
• Thor embracing Gamora and commiserating with her about how difficult families are
• “I am Groot.” “I am Steve Rogers.”
• Peter nervously admitting to Tony that he snuck onto the spaceship
• “We kick names and take ass.”
• The Cloak of Levitation doing more superhero work than the rest of the Avengers put together
• Thor repeatedly calling Rocket a “sweet rabbit”
• Stan Lee’s Cameo: “never seen a spaceship before?”
• Spider-Man being banned from making pop culture references
• “Earth’s mightiest heroes” “Like Kevin Bacon” “I don’t know, I’ve been away for a while. He might be part of the team now.”
• Spider-Man blinding Thanos with his web-shooters
• Loki’s “We have a Hulk” moment
• The two Peters: “Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?” “It never was”
• Rocket coveting Bucky’s new arm
• Tony calling one of Thanos’s children “Squidward”
• Peter hugging Tony and admitting he’s afraid of dying

• Star Lord: “I’m gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?”
  Stark: “Yeah, I’ll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?”
  Drax: “I’ll do YOU one better, WHY is Gamora?”

• Groot-speak being an elective on Asgard
• Hulk and Banner arguing about whether they should Hulk out or not
• Red Skull’s surprise appearance
• Drax believing he can turn invisible by staying still for a really long time
• Tony’s pure reaction to seeing Bruce again
• Rhodey tricking Bruce into bowing to T’Challa
• Ben & Jerry’s apparently naming ice creams after the Avengers
• Dr Strange preferring Hulk’s ice cream to Tony’s
• Star Lord imitating Thor’s voice
• Eitri: It will kill you.
  
• Thor: Only if I die.
  
• Eitri: Yes…That…is what I meant by “it will kill you.“ 
• Shuri being so unimpressed with Bruce Banner
• Peter Parker begging Mantis not to lay eggs in him
• Bruce falling over in his Hulkbuster armour
• The moment when Quill tries to fulfil his promise to Gamora
• Star Lord competing with Thor about who has the worst family and then boasting that he still has two eyes
• Rocket warning Thor about how he hid the prosthetic eye when stealing it

• Bruce: The Avengers split up? What, like, a band? Like the- the Beatles?!