emkaniff:

tumblr theme elements that make you go to hell

• a billion glitter graphics 
• can’t see the post description
• can’t see who you reblogged from
• your URL redirects to some bullshit tag where you post marshmallows and pictures of fields or whatever and i gotta go up to the URL bar and type in a forward slash so i can see your fuckin posts
• can’t see your FUCKIN next page button
• text i can only imagine is for ANTS and when i try to zoom in one of your 10 million glitter graphics gets huge and covers up half the page and i still cant see shit
• red text on black background 
• your theme is heavily animated and every time i try to click one of your fancy buttons it goes flying across the page and i end up clicking on your “pics of my body sores” link or something