Speculation on where BBC could possibly interject sex into their adaptation

mycravatundone:

lawisnotmocked:

apolloandr:

• Fantine and Tholomyes hooking up because how else will the audience know how Cosette was conceived
• In all likelihood there will be something akin to Enjolras sleeping around with women even though he’s clearly into the dick
• Possibly Éponine offering to give Marius something nice since Davies probably doesn’t understand that Éponine ISN’T in love with Marius
• Maybe some Montponine action during the Gorbeau House scene? (But if he makes it non consensual SO HELP ME DAVIES I WILL FLY TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU LIVE AND GIVE YOU A MILLION PAPERCUTS WITH MY COPY OF THE BRICK)
• Javert soliciting a prostitute??????
• Idk maybe there’ll be another Santa sex scene
• That’s it
• That’s all I can think of
• Where else could you possibly add sex to a story that has zero sex
• Where Andrew
• Where

If there is a sex scene involving either Valjean or Javert I will personally duel Andrew Davies. That is a sacred promise.

you fools. you absolute buffoons. as my wise friend @xephvores once suggested, it will be a 49-minute bishop myriel fuck scene