Why’s Hawkeye look like a 47-year-old bar dyke named Fox who stands around making chauvinist comments about women and telling baby butches she could flip them. All the other butches in the bar are trying to keep her off the alcohol cuz she always gets belligerent and says hugely inappropriate shit. Why does he look like a lesbian you’d start talking to thinking she might have cool things to say and she’d be like “Yeah whatever I don’t care if we can get married or not, none of these girls could hold onto me anyway. Trump saved this country.”
Yes this post is funny as fuck but if I find out any of you jackasses reblogging it aren’t lesbians I’m gonna come to your house and beat that ass mark my fucking words
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