loki: “hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less”
shuri and t’challa: “what are thoooooose?!?!?!?!” “they are my crocs”
clint barton: “hey how much you pay for that taco?” “aye you know how it is, boy’s got his free taco-” immediately falls and crushes taco on the ground
nick fury: “i said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe”
bucky barnes: “do you ever, like, wake up, or uh, like, do something and you’re just like, what the he- fuck is going on”
tony stark: “i’m over this dumbass school with all of these fake ass people” “hey” “hey… fuckin’ bitch”
thor: “alright now let’s go over your will. it says here you wanna be mummified in fruit roll ups??” “…” “…” “…uh huh!”
steve rogers: “when i leave, you wanna keep doin’ this, but yet, when i come around, you don’t wanna post up”
peter parker: “i love how people are telling me i’m like 2, 9 years old- i’m 11 so shut the fuck up”
general ross: “you frickin’ fricks! when will you learn??? when will you learn, that your actions HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!?!”
bruce banner: “what is going on??” “i am shooketh. we can’t come here, we’re too famous- i can’t go here anymore” “no, it’s literally because you gave her your fucking name-” “no, i don’t- i don’t feel safe anymore. i have to protect myself somehow”
natasha romanoff: “he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone” “i’m gone” “now go chop his dick off”
sam wilson: “who is that? is he cool?” “mark? he’s cool” “who’s your favorite superhero?” “uhh matilda?” “alright, he’s cool”
marvel characters as vines
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