bad Tumblr discourse: history edition

marzipanandminutiae:

• “Europeans chiseled the noses off of statues to hide their non-white features!”
• what sexual orientation was Sappho (take a shot every time someone gets called something-phobic in the notes. chug every time someone actually is something-phobic in the notes. die of liver failure)
• The Secret Pagan Origins of Every Christian Holiday Ever
• if you like any historical aesthetic, it means you support the social mores of that time period and therefore you’re Problematic
• HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT ANY WOMAN MANAGED TO WRING SOME HAPPINESS FROM HER LIFE ANY TIME BEFORE 1970
• Blatantly modern, made-up additions to classical mythology presented as historical myths