galwednesday:

gardenoffish:

gardenoffish:

gardenoffish:

I’ll take your bad driver Steve rogers headcannons and raise bad driver Steve rogers who knows he’s a bad driver and doesn’t care

Sam: Steve where did you learn to drive

Steve: some of the showgirls gave me a few tips between shows the rest was when I was speeding towards the Nazis

Sam: so you never really learned to drive….

Steve: pfffft…. yeah. Let’s go get something to eat I’ll drive

Bucky gets some of his memories back when he Steve behind the drivers wheel with the sudden feeling of familiar dread.

“Who let him get a liscense?”, Bucky is frantic, “he literally is the last person who should have a drivers license”

Steve just shrugs,“ if it makes you feel better I still don’t have one.”

Also consider: a Brooklyn99 cross-over with Amy Santiago arresting Captain America for driving without a license.