nicolauda:

1312seppukuslut:

pabloescobueg:

whasthisthenslut:

ratbastard:

sylvestriana:

gruene-teufel:

big-black-hawks:

thivus:

pax-britannica:

blundstone:

one thing that i said when i was in america was ‘fuck how hot is it’ and people got their phones out and started telling me.

i didnt want to know. i know how hot it is. im just saying it’s really hot in a really australian way. 

its like if it was heavily raining id go ‘how much rain is there’ and i usually get the response ‘yeah i know’ 

fuckin yanks

they were just tryna help smh

No wonder you all are called cunts

Australian: asks a question
American: searches for the answer to help them out
Australian: wow fuckin yanks really are dumb! haha kill all yanks amirite?

Australian: explains that their question is clearly rhetorical

American: “hurrr but you askeded a kwestchun”

Australian: *exists*

American: smh

God: smh

countries that speak different dialects of english : have different phrases and occasionally don’t understand eachother

americans are inferior beings 

whats crazy is this is the least racist thread stemming from this post

how heavy’s that rain?