sweethoneysempai:

Do you think there were people who claimed that they saw Captain America after the Valkyrie crash? Like how people claim to see the Jersey Devil or Mothman or Bigfoot. Do you think there was a whole legend lasting from 1945-2010 about how he lost his mind because of the crash and now he lives in the Arctic wilderness wrestling polar bears.

Or that like he was abducted by aliens and that’s why no one ever found the Valkyrie for sixty-six years.

If you look in a mirror with a single candle lit and recite the Pledge of Allegiance three times Captain America appears and grants you a wish, but only if you’re pure in heart; if he deems you unworthy you’ll die in seven days.

“Captain America went to live at the North Pole and he’ll tell Santa if you’ve been naughty, so you better behave.”

Did Cap’s ghost supposedly haunt some tourist trap hotel in Greenland somewhere?

I desperately need Cryptid!Captain America like