dozmuffinxc:

cerulean-beekeeper:

cerulean-beekeeper:

legoloveletters:

hamlet-trash:

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.

Remember kids: Stay and school and bang that fine dude named Horatio. 

Staying in school will also help you learn not to use the word “and’ when you mean “in.”  *headdesk*

I am all for that fix-it fic where Hamlet and Horatio just stay at school and do it 24/7.

 “Oh, my uncle became king? That sucks, but not much as Ho—” 

“HAMLET!!!”